Coal Scrubber
Tracy ‘Squeaky Clean’ Arkwright once darling of the All Girls Corps has now turned her hand to the corporate cleaning sector. Since leaving the forces in the summer ‘Squeaky’ has joined a corporate scrubbing organisation in Doncaster. When asked what her new job entailed she said, ‘We wash coal like’. Well it keeps her off the streets I guess.
Squeaky’s new organisation Recycle Coal, are hitting the high note after finding out they can power hose ‘slag’ down and sell it on the open market for a mint. Allegedly it appears Mike Lenny one of the big cheeses was out on a bender one day, got himself disorientated and ended up at the old Cortonwood Mine, he recollects, ‘I was busting for a piss, so I just let it out like, as I was happily spraying away I noticed the slag was coming up nice and clean, well that’s how it all started. I'm a genious.
It won’t be long before squeaky has the team doing drill parades in the Lakeside car park, one thing is sure, they've no idea what lies beneath that innocent smile.
Latest News: It appears Squeaky has now been promoted from 'Brew Bitch' to Bun Girl, her coffee was that bad she's now in charge of making 'Baps'. Well done Girl
Date Written: Tue, Oct 11th 2011
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